Lately, I’ve been fantasizing about super powers. Not grand, superhero powers. But more tangible, OCD’ish ones. At 32, it appears I’m settling even in my super power fantasies :)
If only I had the power to:
• Sleep with anyone in any yoga class
• Sleep with any girl named Jessica (Jessicas are sluuuuuts)
• Have an ATM that dispensed $500 free cash every day
• Have 1/10th of a penny each time someone crossed a busy intersection
I think I can safely deduce from this that I will never be rich.
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*I only like using the term slut as a positive. If people (especially women) like to have lots of safe healthy sex, then good for them. Oh, and my birthday is coming up.
I wonder if parents look at their little baby girls and say "I want her to get a ton of ass. Let's name her Jessica."
All the Jessica's I know are total sluts*.
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