Lately, I’ve been fantasizing about super powers. Not grand, superhero powers. But more tangible, OCD’ish ones. At 32, it appears I’m settling even in my super power fantasies :)
If only I had the power to:
• Sleep with anyone in any yoga class
• Sleep with any girl named Jessica (Jessicas are sluuuuuts)
• Have an ATM that dispensed $500 free cash every day
• Have 1/10th of a penny each time someone crossed a busy intersection
I think I can safely deduce from this that I will never be rich.
Friday, December 31, 2010
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